- What do you call a person who puts his right hand in the mouth of a T-rex?
– Lefty
- Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat all the time?
– They didn’t know how to use a grill.
- Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat all the time?
– A dinosaur’s shadow.
- What kind of dinosaur makes a good police officer?
– Tricera-cops
- What do you call a dinosaur that likes to do new things?
– Try-ceratops
- What do you call a dinosaur that is a noisy sleeper?
– Dino-snore-us
- What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their bathrooms?
– Rep-tiles
- Why shouldn’t you ask a Diplodocus to read you a bedtime story?
– Because their tales are so long.
- How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
– You can’t close the door.
- Why did the dinosaur have on Band-Aids?
– Because it had dino-sores
- What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
– You’ve got a friend in me.
- Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
– To get ex-stinked
- Why can’t a T-rex clap its hands?
– Because it’s extinct.
- What’s in the middle of dinosaurs?
– S
- What do you call a dinosaur that wears cowboy boots and a big hat?
– Tyrannosaurus Tex
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