Dinosaur Jokes Vol 2

  • What do you call a person who puts his right hand in the mouth of a T-rex?

      – Lefty

      • Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat all the time?

          – They didn’t know how to use a grill.

          • Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat all the time?

            – A dinosaur’s shadow.

            • What kind of dinosaur makes a good police officer?

            – Tricera-cops

            • What do you call a dinosaur that likes to do new things?

            – Try-ceratops

            • What do you call a dinosaur that is a noisy sleeper?

            – Dino-snore-us

            • What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their bathrooms?

            – Rep-tiles

            • Why shouldn’t you ask a Diplodocus to read you a bedtime story?

            – Because their tales are so long.

            • How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

            – You can’t close the door.

            • Why did the dinosaur have on Band-Aids?

            – Because it had dino-sores

            • What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?

            – You’ve got a friend in me.

            • Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

            – To get ex-stinked

            • Why can’t a T-rex clap its hands?

            – Because it’s extinct.

            • What’s in the middle of dinosaurs?

            – S

            • What do you call a dinosaur that wears cowboy boots and a big hat?

              – Tyrannosaurus Tex

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              The Chicken-Sized Dinosaur

              Dinosaurs varied in size, most know the giants, but today we are tackling one of the smallest dinos: Compsognathus

                          When most people think of dinosaurs, they think of huge creatures. And many of the dinosaurs were enormous. Supersaurus was longer than a basketball court, and Sauroposeidon (SORE-oh- poe- seye-don) was as tall as a five-story building. But not every dinosaur was huge. During the Jurassic Time Period, when many of the biggest dinosaurs lived, there also lived Compsognathus (KOMP-sog-nath-us)). Compsognathus was a tiny dinosaur, not much bigger than a chicken.

              My life-size model of Compsognathus compared to my cat.

                          The largest Compsognathus ever found was not quite four feet long – and most of that was just its tail. It stood about 11 inches high at the hip and weighed about 9-12 pounds. There were some advantages to being a tiny dinosaur in a land of giants. Many big meat eaters were likely to overlook such a small animal. They could feast on hundreds of pounds of tasty plant eaters. Why should they bother with one, stringy, little mouthful?

                          Of course, it wouldn’t be so great to be caught in the path of one of the giant dinosaurs. Some of the really big ones could step on a Compsognathus and hardly know it – the way you might step on a large bug.

                          But Compsognathus wasn’t likely to get stepped on often. Scientists say it was built for speed with hollow bones and a slender, streamlined body. It ran on two long, strong, back legs, and its tail helped keep it balanced as it ran. It could zip along dodging giant dinosaurs with ease.

                          It may not have needed to dodge too many other dinosaurs. Only two skeletons of Compsognathus have been found, and both of them seemed to have lived on atolls, islands that have a lagoon in their center. If all Compsognathus lived on these types of islands, they may have been the biggest predator on them.

              Satellite picture of the Atafu atoll in TokelauAtafu.jpg: NASA Johnson Space Center derivative work: Talkstosocks, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

                          Compsognathus still needed to be speedy – to catch its own food. Scientists think Compsognathus ate such things as insects, frogs, and small lizards. It took speed to catch such quick-moving creatures. One skeleton of a Compsognathus was found with a particularly fast lizard in its stomach. The lizard may have been fast, but Compsognathus was faster. 

              Compsognathus skeletonH. Zell, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

                          Compsognathus could grab its lunch with the long fingers on its hands. It had three fingers on each “hand,” but only two of them were usable. Each one of them had a very long claw, good for grabbing food. Once it caught its lunch, Compsognathus could crunch its victim with its many sharp, pointed teeth, though it may have just swallowed it whole. The name Compsognathus means “pretty jaw,” but if you were a pterosaur (TAIR-uh-sore), grounded with a broken wing, you wouldn’t think those jaws were so pretty.

                          It’s hard for scientists to learn much about Compsognathus and other little dinosaurs because so few of their skeletons are ever found. Many such dinosaurs were probably gulped down whole by big meat eaters. Even if a tiny dinosaur were fossilized, chances are no one would find it. It’s just much easier to find a six-foot bone than a two-inch one. 

              Rigorius, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

                          Scientists have found a few dinosaurs that were as small or even smaller than Compsognathus. These include Microraptor which is in the same family as Velociraptor and Utahraptor, except it was only two feet long and weighed about two pounds, and Aquilops, (uh-QUIL-ops) which was a little bigger – 3-5 pounds. Its descendants included the mighty Triceratops. Studying them alongside Compsognathus makes scientists think that any small dinosaur must have been quick and active.

                          Scientists want to learn all they can about what made small dinosaurs special. They would like to know whether they lived in packs or by themselves. In the Jurassic Park franchise (where they were called “compis”) a pack of Compsognathus were shown working together to attach someone, but we don’t know if that was true or not. Scientists would also like to know whether or not they took care of their babies or left the babies alone to fend for themselves. And they would like to know whether they lived in fear of the big dinosaurs or simply ignored them. 

                          So far, the fossil record hasn’t answered those questions. In the meantime, scientists continue to search for clues. One thing is already known – tiny dinosaurs are just as fascinating as huge ones!

              CompsognathusNobu Tamura (http://spinops.blogspot.com), CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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              Battling Dinosaurs

                          On a summer day in 2006, a fossil hunter named Clayton Phipps made a discovery that ranks among the most spectacular dinosaur finds ever. While exploring the rocky terrain of the Montana hills, he spotted a bit of bone weathering out of the rock. It turned out to be part of the pelvis of a Triceratops. After digging on and off for months, he discovered that it might be a complete skeleton of a 28-foot-long Triceratops.

                          That’s rare, but that’s not all he found. With it, he unearthed the only 100% complete skeleton of a juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex that has ever been found. It is 22 feet long, with all the bones are articulated – in their natural positions next to each other – which is very rare. And on top of that, they look like they were locked in battle when they died! This is a spectacular discovery! Only one other pair of apparently fighting dinosaurs – a Velociraptor and Protoceratops – has ever been found.

              https://prehistoric-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Tyrannosaurus

                          Did the two dinosaurs die fighting each other? Scientists need more time before they can say for sure. Because there was a long court battle over who owned these bones, they are only just now getting to study them. They know that some of the Tyrannosaurus’ teeth are broken, and that some tyrannosaur teeth are in the Triceratops’ bones and body cavity, but they don’t know yet if those teeth belonged to this Tyrannosaurus. If they do, they could have gotten there in a fight, or it could be that the Tyrannosaurus found a dead Triceratops and took a bite. The Tyrannosaurus’ skull is cracked, and one finger is broken. But if the two creatures were killed by a mudslide, the impact of the mud and the debris it carried might have caused those injuries.

                          However, it is also reasonable to think that those injuries happened in a fight. Scientists have never found skin impressions from a Triceratops frill – until now. There are also skin impressions on the Tyrannosaurus’ feet And they think some of the soft tissue inside the dinosaurs has been preserved, such as the stomachs. It might be possible to find out the last meal of each of these dinosaurs – before they ran into each other!

                          Scientists are excited about the chance to study these unique dinosaurs. And very soon, the public will get to see them, too. These “Dueling Dinosaurs,” as they have been nicknamed, will be on show for the public at the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences in Raleigh, NC, beginning in 2024. I can’t wait to go!

                          Do you think they died fighting each other? Let me know in the comment section.

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